{"product_id":"masked-misfits-clyde-the-sewer-creeper","title":"Masked Misfits- Clyde the Sewer Creeper","description":"\u003cp\u003eOriginal resin figure. SLA printed\/ Hand painted. 4 inches tall. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCase File: Clyde the Sewer Creature\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch1\u003e1972 — Clyde, the Sewer Creeper\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\"Get your ass down here right now, mister!\"\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe voice came from downstairs in a rundown house.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\"I don't want to!\"\u003c\/em\u003e Clyde Giffman shouted back.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\"Clyde Giffman, get down here and show me your costume!\"\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eReluctantly, Clyde descended the staircase.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHis creature costume was oversized and awkward. The mask slipped down his face and his candy sack dragged behind him.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\"I hate this. I wanted to be Frankenstein.\"\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHis mother sat in a lounge chair, cigarette in hand.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\"That costume was too expensive. This one was on deal. So deal with it.\"\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe room was thick with smoke. The yellow walls were stained so badly that no one could tell whether the color came from paint or decades of cigarette smoke.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eClyde and his mother were all each other had.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\"Come on, let me get a picture of my scary creature boy!\"\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eShe pushed him in front of the fireplace and snapped a Polaroid.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\"Oh my God, you are adorable!\"\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\"Mom...\"\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\"I'm going to a party. I'll be home by midnight. Don't stay out too late, and don't eat any candy until I check it. Got it?\"\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\"Can I come with you?\"\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\"No, Clyde. Go make some friends. Everyone loves the Creature. You'll be the hit of the neighborhood. Clyde, please try and make some friends.\"\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe front door slammed behind her.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eClyde watched from the window as a roaring red muscle car screeched to a stop outside.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHis mother climbed inside and kissed the stranger behind the wheel.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAs fast as he arrived, they were gone. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\"I hate Halloween.\"\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe words had barely left his mouth before green fog erupted from the fireplace.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSmoke filled the room.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eClyde coughed and wheezed, desperately searching for his inhaler.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\"Looking for this, child?\"\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA gaunt man emerged from the smoke, holding the inhaler.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\"I—I need that!\"\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\"Not so fast. Why do you hate me?\"\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\"I don't know who you are!\" Clyde cried. \"I--I don't hate you; I hate Halloween! I hate this costume! I hate this house! I want my mom!\"\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe boy broke down in tears.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe stranger tossed him the inhaler.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\"Dear child,\"\u003c\/em\u003e the man said. \u003cem\u003e\"If you hate Halloween... then you hate...\"\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHis face twisted and melted, distorting into something garish. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\"ME!\"\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eClyde screamed.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHis cries echoed throughout the house.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThroughout the neighborhood.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAnd then...\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThey stopped.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eClyde Giffman was never seen again.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCremated Plastic Toys\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eHand-crafted collectibles inspired by horror, Halloween, and pop culture miniatures.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Cremated Plastic","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":66877870342189,"sku":null,"price":40.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0632\/5501\/9565\/files\/Masked_MisfitsProduct2_3.png?v=1773411697","url":"https:\/\/crematedplastictoys.com\/products\/masked-misfits-clyde-the-sewer-creeper","provider":"Cremated Plastic","version":"1.0","type":"link"}